Google Searches That Convinced Me I'm Basically Already Dead

    W-e-*search auto-fills WebMD*

    eye twitch

    eye twitch + eyebrow twitch

    can the eyeball itself twitch or is it just the lid and it feels like the ball

    world record for longest eye twitch

    WebMD

    cool eye patches

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    falling asleep TOO quickly

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    nipple freckle????????

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    john mulaney joke about peeing 11 times a day

    is peeing 11 times a day actually a lot

    average number of times to pee per day + female

    bladder cancer

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    diseases that seem like colds at first but are later fatal

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    neti pot + brain-eating amoeba

    does boiling water kill 100% of germs

    how to tell if a body of water has brain-eating amoeba in it

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    antibiotic + claritin

    antibiotic + ibuprofen

    antibiotic + red wine vinegar

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    what happens if a woman under 40 takes a women over 40 daily vitamin?

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    difference between butterflies and heart palpitations?

    medical explanation of butterflies

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    headache on one side

    headache in temples

    headache behind eye

    headache that slowly travels around the head's radius

    headache that hurts the part of the head you're thinking about

    headache + tumor

    WebMD

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    cannot find life line on palm

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    Joyce Summers death realistic?

    Nate Fisher death realistic?

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    what does appendicitis feel like?

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    swollen foot

    swollen foot + definitely not pregnant

    late-onset pregnancy

    reasons feet get amputated

    elephantiasis

    Elephant Man + pictures

    cute puppies

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    do people really bleed from their eyeballs

    eye twitch + bleeding eyeballs