1.
Roswell UFO Crash Site Soil, $12.95
2.
Location Earth Dog Tag Necklace, $12.99
3.
Thought Screen Helmet, ~$25
4.
Flouride-Free Toothpaste, $4.99
5.
Anti-Illuminati Shirt, $28.95
7.
Orgone Blasters, $20-220
8.
Detracktor Cell Phone Pouch, $19.95
9.
Human Race Get Off Your Knees (The Lion Sleeps No More) by David Icke
10.
23andMe DNA Test, $99
11.
EMP Electronics Shield Bag, 4-Pack
12.
Aztec Secret Bentonite Indian Healing Clay, $7.79
13.
One-Way Flight to Denver International Airport, $200-500+