Buzz·Posted on Jan 8, 20149 Ways To Protect Yourself In The Event Of Alien AbductionI mean it can't hurt.by Katie HeaneyBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Location Earth Dog Tags 2. 3. Pleading the blood of Jesus Christ. 4. A Thought Screen Helmet. 5. Dark window shades. 6. Stop eating pizza before bedtime. 7. Stop smoking Pot. 8. $10 million UFO Abduction Insurance. 9. Aether Energy Orgone Blasters.