5. In summary: you, every time you open your mouth to talk to your crush.
6. When you DO talk to someone cute you can’t remember how to just make your face look NORMAL.
I can’t remember … if … am I … should I be moving this much?
7. The only person you have an easy repartee with is not actually a person, but a cat.
9. … or attempt to do something sexy that is actually just very weird.
11. Because your face is constantly giving you away, and they CAN’T KNOW.
12. Basically what you do if you like someone is to act like you really do not like them at all.
13. Also you run away if they try to talk to you. Because what would you say??
18. You find yourself resorting to … unusual … calming tactics when you’re around a crush.
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