Buzz·Posted on Mar 20, 201523 Signs You're An Incurable HypochondriacWhat's that tickle in your throat?by Katie HeaneyBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Half your texts to family members are a version of this. View this photo on Instagram 2. Your family has staged an intervention between you and WebMD. View this photo on Instagram 3. You don't REALLY want to be dying, but also sort of do, just to prove a point. View this photo on Instagram 4. Your significant other is Airborne. View this photo on Instagram 5. If something's going around, it's all you can talk about. View this photo on Instagram 6. A bruise, to you, is never JUST a bruise. View this photo on Instagram 7. Your friends call you the "Boy/Girl Who Cried [Disease of the Month]." View this photo on Instagram 8. You Instagram your cold remedies the way other people Instagram their breakfasts. View this photo on Instagram 9. All you see are the ones that say "CRITICAL." View this photo on Instagram 10. You check your heart rate constantly. View this photo on Instagram 11. The fancier-sounding the diagnosis, the surer you are that you have it. View this photo on Instagram 12. You're like, "Yeah, right." View this photo on Instagram 13. You've googled "eyelid twitching" more than once. View this photo on Instagram 14. This is your idea of a beach read. View this photo on Instagram 15. You want to hang this chart as artwork in your home. View this photo on Instagram 16. This is what you give your friends when they're sick. View this photo on Instagram 17. Your friends and coworkers come to you when they're sick because they know you've always got the goods on hand. View this photo on Instagram 18. Your search history looks like the search history of someone looking up improbably elaborate ways to kill someone. View this photo on Instagram 19. Your party favors. View this photo on Instagram 20. This is your favorite aisle. View this photo on Instagram 21. You would believe every one. View this photo on Instagram 22. You're addicted to shows that just make everything worse. View this photo on Instagram 23. Yes. The answer is yes. View this photo on Instagram