3. Bored on a Friday? Maybe you can spend 20 minutes in front of an endcap deciding between Goldfish varieties you’d never dreamed of.
6. No high-end stores in your area? No problem.
You can get the under $30 versions at Target.
8. Did you go into Target intending to buy “JUST shampoo?” Have fun with the new Fitbit you bought just because it’s “such a good deal!”
13. You probably worked there for at LEAST three months at some point in your adolescence.
Or if you didn’t, three of your friends did.
20. OMFG THE SCHOOL SUPPLY SECTION.
I mean this is just everyone’s paradise, right.
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