1.
Spending 11/12ths of the year waiting desperately for October.
2.
Putting more effort into Halloween than anyone else you've ever met.
3.
Being told you should try "wearing some color!"
4.
Accumulating an inadvertently suspicious Google search history.
5.
Nobody appreciates your constant attempts to turn everything into a scary story.
6.
Feeling bored to death by most "scary" movies.
7.
(Seriously, *another* skinny, disjointed white lady crawling around the ceiling?)
8.
Earning a reputation for overly dramatic exits.
9.
Living without the company of The Midnight Society since 2000.
10.
Constantly wishing you *actually* had the ability to hex people.
11.
Nobody wants to go to the Gross-Out FreakFest Terror Trail Haunted House Experience with you.
12.
Most people find your interests ... weird.
13.
Frightening people with your aesthetic choices.
14.
Making people do Ouija with you and watching as they FAIL to take it seriously.
15.
Having to refrain yourself from telling your friends/family the worst possible diagnosis possibilities every time they get sick.
16.
Nobody believes you about the ghosts.
