Once I was REALLY craving chocolate (thanks PMS), and on the kitchen table at my parents’ house was what appeared to be a bag of malt balls in a clear bag… You know because maybe people buy them in bulk? Anyway, my craving got the better of me so I popped one of those delicious bad boys in my mouth and bit down HARD. I will never forget the nauseating taste of a fucking PAINTBALL. Not enough toothpaste in the world. I haven’t touched a malt ball since.
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