To prove just how big an idiot he is, he asks for a lawyer who has been dead for eight years.

Melrose Plantation in Natchitoches Parish, La

My best friend’s older brother told her that ET’s heart was actually a bomb, every time he screamed it would cause your head to explode, & Reese’s Pieces were poison. She still can’t watch the movie but she can eat the candy.

I had to show the ice vest to a friend who is a park ranger. It is exactly what they need during a Louisiana summer.

Oh the happy years before the Parents Television Council was founded.

Too many theaters are not offering the movie in 2D. My local one (the only one around for 80 miles) only shows STID in 2D at one time a day. Go to message boards and you will see many complaining about this in their areas. Many cannot watch 3D, it makes them psychically ill.

I consider it a good Sunday if I never have to put my bra on (going out or company coming over)

I thought the mother might be dead when Ted starts telling the kids how he met her. Then a friend suggested maybe Ted is dead from a long illness, he made video diaries before he died and the kids are watching them. He was on pain killers and that’s why he’s telling inappropriate stories to his kids.
My fri

The first one has been around for centuries. We have an old bath tub that we use at my family’s camp (no water heater)

I was the nanny at these birthday parties. The parents would be too busy to take their kids & I would have to take them. I would get pity states at me and the kids.