1. When the DJ plays your favourite song at the club.
2. When you're watching television alone and a hot dude takes his shirt off.
3. When you're jogging and you run into a kid at a very unfortunate height.
4. When you're trying your level best to last juuust a little bit longer.
5. When you get to the bathroom after an unbelievably long queue.
6. When your date texts they're two minutes away and you sneakily do a last minute body odour check.
7. When you think you don't have any more cigarettes and you find one in your bag.
8. When you're trying to do your taxes all by yourself.
9. When your bro delivers an epic burn.
10. When you're caught in the passionate throes of making out with your imaginary girlfriend.
11. When you go for a horror movie and the protagonist doesn't listen to you.
12. When you're racing through traffic and the light suddenly turns red.
13. When the elevator breaks down and you are compelled to use the stairs.
14. When you're in a meeting and you get an awkward boner but it feels nice kind of.
15. When you successfully give someone a wedgie and get away with it.
16. When you wake up in the morning and you see your bro lighting up a fat one.
17. When you thought you could easily learn b-boying from YouTube.
18. When you're getting your move on at the club and you suddenly happen to spot a hottie.
19. When you're waiting really long for a sneeze and now everyone's waiting with you.
20. When you get home inebriated AF and your mother slaps the drunk out of you.
21. When you run into bae's ex and you have to pretend to be nice to them.
22. When you stub your little toe and you regret your entire existence.
23. When you save the last slice of pizza in the fridge, imagine eating it allll day and find out someone already ate it.
