14 Things Punjabis Are Tired Of Hearing

    Make a Santa-Banta joke one more time.

    1. "Hey it's 12 o'clock. Hahaha."

    2. "Are you like always drunk?"

    3. *Attempts to speak in Punjabi* "Chak de phatte, napp de killi!"

    4. "So, if you're a Punjabi, how are you a vegetarian?"

    5. "Wait, what? You don't drink?"

    6. "Let's have some makke di roti and sarson da saag!"

    7. "Why are you all so loud?"

    8. "Why are you perpetually angry?"

    9. "Okay, listen. Santa asked Banta..."

    10. "Shut up, of course you love Honey Singh. You're Punjabi."

    11. "Aren't you too skinny to be Punjabi?"

    12. "All your relatives live in Canada, na?"

    13. "Cool, you can play the guitar! Play Bulla Ki Jana Main Kaun."

    14. "Doesn't it get boring? Eating parantha for breakfast every day?"

    Burrraahh!