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Sock Monkey Butt Slapping Madness
But then, maybe you’re into that sort of thing. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know that you get all hot and monkified over work socks wrapping your entire body while monkeys slap your a$$. I don’t want to know that you secretly wish your nipples were monkey mouths. Or that you like those hot little monkey ears tickling you up in your cleavage. That’s the stuff CSI episodes are made of.
