Here I Was, All Ready to Snark

I wanted to hate these, I really did. Because I have a love affair with Nightmare Before Christmas I automatically hate anything that I feel may threaten its amazingness.

Karen Sugarpants 2 years ago respond

Manliest Sweatshirt Ever

Glenn Beck owns four of these.

BugginWord 2 years ago 7 responses

How Much Do You LOVE Zombies?

Enough to buy a hand painted zombie dildo? At $245 a pop?

BugginWord 2 years ago 9 responses

Today’s the Day I Yank My Kid Out of Bible Camp. And It Was His First Day.

I nearly spit tea all over my keyboard. Then I got in my car and raced to the church to pick my baby up!

Karen Sugarpants 2 years ago 13 responses

Sweet Lady Gaga - Java Leg Fancies

I had to sign up for this website in order to see this submission. As I was signing up, I thought, “Oh! Maybe I’ll get a free pattern that will inspire me to pick up the knitting needles again.” That? Did not happen.

Karen Sugarpants 3 years ago respond

Gearing Up For Summer Binge Drinking

I’ve been invited to a “Just because we have kids doesn’t mean we can’t still party!” party and I know how mommies and daddies get kinda out of hand when the kids are elsewhere.

Karen Sugarpants 3 years ago 10 responses

It’s Like a Snuggie, For Your Marriage

What woman hasn’t been totally turned off by her husband’s flatulence in the bedroom? I know a Dutch Oven has never made me randy. Well, congratulations America, you’ve thought of everything. This time it’s in the form of a blanket that sucks up your farts like a Dyson meth. Now you can continue to enjoy those greasy, gas-producing foods, ruining your body and heart, and let ‘er rip in the bedroom even right before your wife climbs aboard your gravy train. Now there’s a thought.

Karen Sugarpants 3 years ago respond

Ribbed For Her Pleasure

I’m sorry, I get that little girls want barrettes and fancy stuff in their hair, but I have boys. And all I could think of when I saw this is you’re setting up the little girls of the world to go from this gaudy looking barrette hair clippy thing to some mismatched leopard print and pink rain cap that Seinfeld’s mother would wear in Sarasota Springs Retirement Home. A lifetime of gaudy, if you will. This one definitely goes in the category “I Want to Punch a Crafter.” Because people, I do. I really do. It’s like someone is trying to scrapbook a child and that is WRONG. Just say no to ribbed mermaids. Especially in your daughter’s hair.

Karen Sugarpants 3 years ago 1 response