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  Toddlerpede. Editor's Note: Eek!

  Karen Sugarpants about 18 hours ago

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• Response to Mississippi #1 In Teen Births!:

  They Need the ANN COULTER BIRTHING DOLL!

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  Karen Sugarpants a day ago
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  Link: Ann Coulter Birthing Doll

  http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/ann-coulter-birthing-doll/

  UNBELIEVABLE.

  Karen Sugarpants about a day ago

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  Link: MEN: Does Your Ass Crack Get Sweaty?

  http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/eliminates-ass-sweats/

  “What are ass sweats?” she asked me. “Uhhhh don’t you ever do housework? Vigorously?” “What does that have to do with it?” “Don’t you work out?” “Yeah….” “Well doesn’t your butt crack ever get sweaty?”

  Karen Sugarpants about 2 days ago

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  Link: Ralphie the Dead Kitty (with BUTTHOLE!)

  http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/ralphie-dead-kitty/

  SO funny. Pee first.

  Karen Sugarpants about 3 days ago

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  Link: GIVEAWAY: Hangman Necklace!

  http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/giveaway-hangman-necklace/

  In order to enter to win this fabulous necklace, you need to comment with a funny craft story. Could be your own, could be your Grannys, could be made up in your head. Just come up with a story that involves crafts and makes us laugh. Crafts and laughs baby. Got it? GO!

  Karen Sugarpants about 4 days ago

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  Link: WHY? WTF? Bed Dolls.

  http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/bed-dolls/

  I don’t know anyone who keeps Bed Dolls. I’m not even sure why I capitalized that phrase. They are creepy and legend says that any married man who has Bed Dolls also keeps his testicles in his wife’s purse. That’s right. You heard me.

  Karen Sugarpants about 6 days ago

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  Link: Crafts With Feathers Make Me Squirm

  http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/crafts-feathers-squirm/

  What the frikken frack is this crap now?

  Karen Sugarpants about a week ago

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  Link: Royal Doulton Really Pulled an OOPS!

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/royal-doulton-pulled-oops/

  At first glance, everything seems completely fine.

  Karen Sugarpants about a week ago

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  Link: Sebastian Says Go BIG Or Go HOME!

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/sebastian-big-home/

  Check out this non-Craftastrophe rug, knitted on giant needles by Sebastian Schönheit. The pictures are adorable.

  Karen Sugarpants about a week ago

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  Link: Billy Goat Benjimans…Goat Gonads…Pan's Pouch…The List is Endless!

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/billy-goat-benjimansgoat...

  I can’t imagine reaching into my purse and fishing for this flesh balloon to get enough change for the meter!

  Karen Sugarpants about a week ago

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  Link: Makes Me Want to Ground Her Mother Until Menopause!

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/ground-mother-menopause/

  Looking beyond the very obvious appearance of When Sleazy Meet Trashy, these “corset jeans” make me want to track down this girl’s mother, and hold in contempt for crimes against crafting. Spray pant on jeans? Corset-wrapped thighs?

  Karen Sugarpants about a week ago

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  Link: Sex in Sneakers?

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/sex-sneakers/

  What do you do with your kid’s old sneakers?

  Karen Sugarpants about a week ago

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  Link: This Would Imply Leprechauns Hatch Eggs Instead of Having Sex

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/this-would-imply-leprech...

  Mounted tastefully on a steel rod and captured in a box frame, you are spared the view of the other side of the specimen - looks like a squirrel or perhaps a badger has taken a few nips out of him.

  Karen Sugarpants about a week ago

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  Link: Not a Creature Was Stirring, Especially These Dead Mice

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/not-a-creature-was-stirr...

  You have to see this to believe it. EW.

  Karen Sugarpants about a week ago

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  Link: WTF? It's a Nice For A…KNIT WEDDING?

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/its-a-nice-day-for-aknit...

  Can you even imagine having a knitted wedding dress, a knitted wedding cake, a knitted cake knife and oh so much more?

  Karen Sugarpants about a week ago

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  Link: 10 Items No One Would Be Caught Dead Wearing

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/10-handmade-items-no-one...

  There are a lot of talented crafters who are independently designing clothes and selling them online. None of these ‘designs’ belong to talented ‘fashion designers.’

  Karen Sugarpants about 2 weeks ago

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  Link: Crafts That Look Like Bloggers Vol III

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/crafts-that-look-like-bl...

  Just yesterday I blogged about a fairy that looked like iJustine. Last week, we had another craft pop up that looked like Guy Kawasaki. Today I bring you a picture that looks eerily like the lovable Avitable!

  Karen Sugarpants about 3 weeks ago

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  Link: We Are SO Getting Hate Mail for This One.

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/taking-a-trip-to-michigan/

  Jesus. Why so serious?

  Karen Sugarpants about 3 weeks ago

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  Link: Annabell Wondered Why She Never Fit In…

  http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/annabell-wondered-why-sh...

  Poor Annabell was the black sheep of the family. All she wanted was to be like her brothers and sisters but Annabell was very different. She had a tendency to stick out like a sore thumb during everyday scavenging and wasn’t quite sure why.

  Karen Sugarpants about 3 weeks ago

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