Craftastrophe
I’m weird. What more do you need to know?
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http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/eliminates-ass-sweats/
“What are ass sweats?” she asked me. “Uhhhh don’t you ever do housework? Vigorously?” “What does that have to do with it?” “Don’t you work out?” “Yeah….” “Well doesn’t your butt crack ever get sweaty?”
http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/giveaway-hangman-necklace/
In order to enter to win this fabulous necklace, you need to comment with a funny craft story. Could be your own, could be your Grannys, could be made up in your head. Just come up with a story that involves crafts and makes us laugh. Crafts and laughs baby. Got it? GO!
http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/bed-dolls/
I don’t know anyone who keeps Bed Dolls. I’m not even sure why I capitalized that phrase. They are creepy and legend says that any married man who has Bed Dolls also keeps his testicles in his wife’s purse. That’s right. You heard me.
http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/crafts-feathers-squirm/
What the frikken frack is this crap now?
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/royal-doulton-pulled-oops/
At first glance, everything seems completely fine.
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/sebastian-big-home/
Check out this non-Craftastrophe rug, knitted on giant needles by Sebastian Schönheit. The pictures are adorable.
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/billy-goat-benjimansgoat...
I can’t imagine reaching into my purse and fishing for this flesh balloon to get enough change for the meter!
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/ground-mother-menopause/
Looking beyond the very obvious appearance of When Sleazy Meet Trashy, these “corset jeans” make me want to track down this girl’s mother, and hold in contempt for crimes against crafting. Spray pant on jeans? Corset-wrapped thighs?
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/sex-sneakers/
What do you do with your kid’s old sneakers?
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/this-would-imply-leprech...
Mounted tastefully on a steel rod and captured in a box frame, you are spared the view of the other side of the specimen - looks like a squirrel or perhaps a badger has taken a few nips out of him.
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/not-a-creature-was-stirr...
You have to see this to believe it. EW.
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/its-a-nice-day-for-aknit...
Can you even imagine having a knitted wedding dress, a knitted wedding cake, a knitted cake knife and oh so much more?
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/10-handmade-items-no-one...
There are a lot of talented crafters who are independently designing clothes and selling them online. None of these ‘designs’ belong to talented ‘fashion designers.’
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/crafts-that-look-like-bl...
Just yesterday I blogged about a fairy that looked like iJustine. Last week, we had another craft pop up that looked like Guy Kawasaki. Today I bring you a picture that looks eerily like the lovable Avitable!
http://craftastrophe.net/2008/12/annabell-wondered-why-sh...
Poor Annabell was the black sheep of the family. All she wanted was to be like her brothers and sisters but Annabell was very different. She had a tendency to stick out like a sore thumb during everyday scavenging and wasn’t quite sure why.