“You can make tea out of a number of things. Coffee only comes from beans.” This is false. You can only make TEA from Camellia sinensis. You can make “tisane” or infusions from anything else.

show some goddamned respect to TOMMY FUCKING TUNE.

#7 Bridge in GermanY. You’re missing the last letter. Also, the bridge should have its own number, as it is from a different artist than the Russian works.

Your burgers aren’t “literally bleeding out.” The red liquid is called myoglobin, and isn’t, in fact blood.

Upmarket cheesiness is still cheesy.

What could have helped this list is a logline for each show, because not everything on this list is recognisable to everyone, but they might still be interested in reading about it

a lot of women would disagree with you

WE are a TEAM unless one of you fucked up, and then we cease being a team and YOU have to fall on YOUR (neatly stowed) sword. Ahh, corporations.

it’s 2000s, not 2000’s.

no, because all of these .gifs are from the last 3 eps of the show.

you *sport* a shirt, not *support* one.

Blow pops are from 1966. Ring pops are from 1977. Chupa Chups are from 1958. Push pops are from 1983.  Just because you had it in the 90s, doesn’t make it *OF* the 90s. Also, this list is powerfully stupid.

she’s like Brigitte Bardot, but without the latter-day neocon views!

not one waterslide from the schlitterbahn? automatic fail

real talk: some of these are terrible work. Uneven lines, dug in, and just “prison tat” looking. Small, yes, cute, debatable. Bad work: FO SHO.

The Scientology doctrine has such an abhorrence of drugs, it’s not surprising AT ALL that Tom would demur in this case.

remove every apostrophe you have that’s not part of “it’s.”

the most important lesson: Mack is wack

it’s Teehan+Lax