Spencer is quite clearly a Ravenclaw.
Spencer is quite clearly a Ravenclaw.
Pretty proud of my 10/10 since most of these aren’t even available in my country and I’ve never seen them before.
I have never heard of that practice.
LENA DUNHAM NO FUCK YOU.
It looks very uneven…
I realised something while doing this. I’ve run out of fucks to give about these people. Thanks Buzzfeed!
I don’t see the problem…
I can’t even orgasm during intercourse.
Oh yes. I only answer when my mum or boyfriend call. And “unknown caller”? Nope, that shit just makes me want to throw the phone across the room.
EWW GROSS BOOBS.
I was in Prague with my best friend, we had been drinking a lot of Absinthe and had the splendid idea to leave our hostel room and get some more. On the short walk (there or back, I cant remember) I suddenly felt a very urgent need to pee. “So pee,” my best friend said. “Okay but you can’t hold it against me later,” I said, and squatted down in the street. I did not even pull my pants down. I just peed. In my jeans. And laughed. I don’t remember much after that.
N TO THE OPE.
WHY WASN’T I AWARE OF THIS WHEN I WENT TO LONDON THIS SUMMER.
How dare you put me in Ravenclaw. HOW DARE YOU SIR. I am a badger, and proud of it, thankyouverymuch.
I used to carve my arms up every night in my room while S.O.S by Good Charlotte blasted from my stereo. My parents never suspected. I still love Yellowcard, Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco. And how could you leave out Welcome To My Life by Simple Plan? NO YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIIIIIIIKE WHEN NOTHING FEELS ALRIIIIIIGHT NO YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE LIKE MEEEEEEE
I am so sad for my nieces and so happy I won’t put children into this world.
Thank you, QI podcast, for my knowledge of electrocuted elephants.
I took a film studies course at university, we ended up doing a group assignment together with two other girls. I have severe social phobia but for some reason I found myself able to talk to him with hardly any discomfort or anxiety. It took about a month before I was willing to admit to myself that he liked me and I liked him. After a drunken night hanging out with my best friend, and carrying her home and into bed, he kissed me, the first boy to ever do so. We’ve been together six years now. And I just realised we missed our anniversary 3 days ago.
“a great pair of jeans can give you confidence, or a wonderful hair day.” Jeans can give me a good hair day?
The jealous tween girl in me wants to hate her for being married to RDJ but I just can’t.
Damn, I WISH I was more like Emily Gilmore. That bitch is fierce.
Fuck mental illness. Fuck it right up the ass.
Please tell me this is a joke? I actually didn’t think people believed this bullshit anymore.
I am pretty inept at everything, especially technology, but even I knew this stuff.
Jon Snow. My boy is loyal but I am never “put on the back burner for his bros”. He basically stopped hanging out with his friends when we met. I’m terrible.
Didn’t she say she didn’t want to call herself a feminist? Or am I thinking of someone else…?
Most of my pictures will be on there. :(
That is a freakishly long neck, tho.
So what you’re saying is that hair grows?
I got two wrong but one was just because I misread the statement :(
He HAS been saying it the whole time. How is this news?
I always go to comment on these things and then I just give up because you can’t change the mind of the arses who still think feminists are just overreacting. I feel so despondent.
I get that this is a joke, I am not at all trying to say that this is racist against white people (no such thing), but I honestly do maybe one of these. I just really dislike this “all these people do this”, joke or not.
GOD DAMN IT I WAS THERE THIS SUMMER AND NOW THIS? COME ON.
GUITAR WORLD WAS MY FAVORITE LINE I WALKED AROUND REPEATING IT TO MYSELF AND GIGGLING FOR SO LONG SORRY ABOUT THE ALL CAPS I’M JUST VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY.
YES I HAVE BEEN TO THAT STUDIO TOUR AND I HAVE A PHOTON OF MYSELF ON A BROOM ABOVE HOGWARTS.
No, the only thing I hear is “babies?” or “marriage?”