You still smoke cigarettes?
The start of every great relationship…
“Is it that time of month?”
“I’m gonna lose 10 pounds…then gain 20…”
Have you seen David Beckham shirtless? Cut. From. Marble.
“John Stamos is a Greek God!”
“Take that, take that!” (NSFW Language.)
“No you can’t borrow my f@#&^� stapler!”
Love advice from people who know sex.
You know you’re a third wheel when…