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Who Would Star In The Action Movie Version Of Your Life?

Movie Title: "One More Kiss" Plot: A woman must fight the urge to not eat the leftover Easter candy she bought on sale BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Co-starring Channing Tatum as a potato.

Kate Beckinsale

Movie Title: "Greg Mountain" Plot: A man keeps getting mail addressed to a Greg Mountain, but nobody by that name lives at that address. Now, he must go to the post office and get this figured out BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Co-starring Jessica Biel as the person behind him in line who keeps asking for a pen.

Tom Cruise

Movie Title: "Last Chance Rock" Plot: A woman takes a wrong turn when driving to a baby shower and must find her way back to the highway BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Co-starring Christian Bale as the guy at the gas station.

Zoe Saldana

Movie Title: "Laser Race" Plot: A man and his cats must figure out what happened to their laser pointer BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Co-starring Rosario Dawson as the voice of "Rosy," his sassy Siamese mix.

Vin Diesel

Movie Title: "Morning Edition" Plot: A woman must find the person who keeps stealing her newspaper BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Co-starring Jeremy Renner as a cop with better things to do.

Angelina Jolie

Movie Title: "Ghost Fighter" Plot: A man must track down the mysterious noise that has been keeping him up at night BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Co-starring Halle Berry as his neighbor, whose name he can never remember.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Movie Title: "Reckoning Day" Plot: A woman must track down the scoundrel who stole her lunch from the office fridge BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Co-starring Bradley Cooper as a CGI coffee maker.

Scarlett Johansson

Title "After Shave" Plot: A man suffering from five o'clock shadow must race to the nearest Walgreens to buy razors BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Co-starring Emily Blunt as the voice of his GPS.

Jason Statham

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Who Would Star In The Action Movie Version Of Your Life?

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