1.
Walking into a room and completely forgetting why.
2.
Never knowing where your keys are.
3.
Having a plethora of toilet paper.
4.
Investing in these things since you have lost umpteen pairs of glasses.
5.
Never not being surprised by birthdays.
6.
And not remembering birthdays means you never have proper wrapping paper on hand.
7.
Never quite being sure if you turned off that light.
8.
Always being in danger of taking too many pills because you can never remember when you took the last one.
9.
Never remembering what day it is.
10.
Having sticky notes reminders everywhere.
11.
The frustration online when automatic bill pay isn’t an option for a service.
12.
Having entries in your calendar that you have no idea what they're for.
13.
Always forgetting sunscreen lotion.
14.
Passwords, in general.
15.
Never remembering anyone's name.
16.
Having multiple alarm clocks.
17.
Leaving the house without brushing your teeth or putting on deodorant.
18.
Double booking yourself because you forgot you already made plans.
19.
Composing a text but forgetting to send it.
