16 Ways To Make Everybody In An Elevator Hate You

Congrats, you’re now the worst person ever.

1. Press the wrong floor button.

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Just say you meant to press floor 12 and hit floor 8 by “accident.” Then watch as everyone around you fills internally with rage.

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2. Tell someone that the elevator is going down when it is really going up.

Hope they wanted a view of the top floor.

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3. Make small talk.

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Or say something incredibly offensive that makes everyone hug the walls.

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4. Hum, whistle, or sing.

Because everyone wants the “Macarena” stuck in their head all day, right?

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5. Talk loudly on your phone.

Hey, anywhere you are is your own personal office space. You do you.

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6. Jump.

Hahaha. It felt like the cable gave for a split second. Now everyone looks hilarious with their stupid scared faces.

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7. Hit the door close button as someone is trying to get in.

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Got ‘em!

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8. Sneeze like a beast.

It’s funny, because everyone will think they have the flu now but really you just have allergies. LOL.

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9. Take up a lot of space.

What’s funny is that you aren’t even moving. You just like to be a dick.

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10. Make out.

Because nothing sucks more than being forced to watch two people sloppily suck face in public.

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11. Break personal space boundaries.

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You could move, but why would you?

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12. Eat.

Waiting to eat is for suckers. Bonus points if you take a seat and enjoy your damn self.

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13. Pretend to be a ghost.

ROTFLMAO, jerks.

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14. Stare.

I mean, how else are the other people in the elevator supposed to know you see them?

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15. Either rip a loud fart…

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Nothing makes a stranger hate you more than forcing them to inhale your butt trumpet for three floors in an enclosed space, especially when you announce it with such aplomb.

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16. … Or drop the silent but deadly bomb.

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Then walk out like a boss, leaving the rest of the people in the elevator to suffer your wrath.

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