3. “Why do you keep saying I am so Inception? Is that a band?”
7. “Like what I’ve done with the place? I decorated it myself.”
9. “I’ll take it! How’s the street traffic noise from here?”
10. “Where are you taking me? I don’t grab your home and move you willy-nilly.”
13. “Uh, yeah, I know this isn’t technically a bag, but still.”
17. “Picking me up does nothing but make me want to puke on your shoes later.”
19. “Have you ever just thought, ‘Man, this bag completes me’?”
20. “Sooo, your ten minutes is up. You said I could go next, remember?”
22. “I found that mascara you lost. It’s mine now, but I thought I’d let you know anyway.”
24. “Just the thought of leaving this bag is too much to bear.”
26. “I dare you to try and get this bag back. Go on, try your luck.”
28. “This will be the most expensive place I’ve ever pooped.”
- Former Virginia Gov. Jim Gilmore is dropping out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. He got 133 votes in New Hampshire.
- MLB issued its first-ever lifetime ban for performance enhancing drugs to New York Mets' Jenrry Mejia.
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