Only a forty-five minute wait for Space Mountain? That’s nothing. This is going to be so much fun!
Actually, was this a bad decision? I mean, maybe we should’ve just gotten Fast Passes and come back later. Is it too late to get out of line?
Well, we’re here now. Might as well use this time to beat that next level on Candy Crush.
“If this guy in front of me bumps me with his giant backpack one more time…” — Everyone who has ever had someone with a giant backpack bump into them while in line at Disneyland.
::: Looks at watch ::: It’s only been five minutes? Wha…? How? FML.
I shouldn’t have eaten that corn dog and large soda right before getting in line. WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF?
Turn around! Can’t you see that the line is moving! We have places to go and things to do, so move it or lose it, people!
What’s the point of complaining? This is never going to happen. I am going to die in this line.
I can see people getting on the ride. We’ve almost made it!
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