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7 Things All Mama’s Boys Know To Be True

You’re not spoiled, you’re just really loved.

1. When a meal is ready, you are served first, even if your siblings are dying of starvation.

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2. When the zombie apocalypse starts, you already have a plan to save your mom first.

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3. You speak to your mom at least once a week, if not daily. Mostly about important stuff, too.

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4. You didn’t learn basic human skills – like doing laundry – until moving away from home.

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5. You compare your mom’s cooking to everyone else’s, consequences be damned.

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6. You worry what your mom will think of your S.O., and vice versa. You also compare every future mate to her, which is so not creepy, right?

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7. You thank your lucky stars every day for having an awesome mom, and know you’ll forever be a proud mama’s boy.

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