1. Forgetting to clear your browser history.
2. Trying way too hard to hit on someone.
You'll learn to be smooth, but it may take a while.
"Uh... that was already on my computer when I got here!"
You'll learn to be smooth, but it may take a while.
When has this ever turned out well for anyone?
I know you think the smell will wear off, but that doesn't mean you have to use half the bottle.
Men don't get many accessories, so that's why we try so many hats. It's also why so many of us fail at wearing them.
Do you want everyone to see your dong? Because that's how you accidentally show everyone your dong.
These only exist to prove that women are fundamentally stronger than men.
"Why do I look flushed? Uh... I was exercising?"
If you're lucky enough to grow any, that is.
Basketball shorts are NOT swim trunks, you still have to wear underwear. Unless you like rocking the penis shadow look.
You couldn't stop at just a trim, right? Now you must suffer the wrath of itchy crotch like the rest of us once did.
Seriously, this is how people die, so maybe cool it on the hooch, bruh.
If it feels spicy in your mouth, it's probably going to feel spicy on your junk.
It seems like a good idea initially, but afterwards, you're like, "WHYYYYYYYY?"
You aren't going to look like Brad Pitt in Se7en, no matter how much you try.
Sometimes we have to make mistakes in order to learn that a little goes a long way.
It's almost like it's the type of place designed to take your money.
"Rugby? How hard could that be?" – You, before that concussion.
And it will be all your fault, so that's fun.
Because it turns out that scaring the crap out of people is NOT hot.