20 Rookie Mistakes Every Guy Makes

    "Uh... that was already on my computer when I got here!"

    1. Forgetting to clear your browser history.

    2. Trying way too hard to hit on someone.

    You'll learn to be smooth, but it may take a while.

    3. Hitting on a member of your friend's family.

    4. Dousing yourself with way too much cologne.

    5. Experimenting with different hats.

    6. Buying swimming trunks without lining.

    7. Shaving with a pink lady razor... and cutting the crap out of your face with it.

    8. Thinking you have enough time to masturbate before your parent/roommate/s.o. gets home.

    9. Experimenting with weird facial hair.

    10. Going commando when you shouldn't.

    11. Getting overzealous while manscaping.

    12. Trying to seem cool by drinking too much.

    13. Touching your penis after getting something spicy on your fingers.

    14. Using shampoo as lube in the shower.

    15. Experimenting with haircuts.

    16. Accidentally dousing your balls in Gold Bond.

    17. Spending way too much at a strip club.

    18. Getting in over your head in a new sport.

    19. Thinking that you can just lie to your significant other, and get away with it.

    20. Thinking that you're flirting with a person when you're actually just being creepy.