1.
These things somehow pop out of them.
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They invent awesome shit, like Kevlar.
3.
They kick ass and take names with the best of them.
4.
They make for awesome sisters.
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They are spectacular as wives.
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They are funny as hell.
7.
They make for really great moms.
8.
They are stronger than they are given credit for.
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They're intense sports fans.
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They smell incredible, like roses and hope.
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They're great at dancing.
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They are fantastic daughters.
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They know when you need encouraging.
15.
They get better with age.
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They have phenomenal hair.
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They put up with male stupidity.
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And most importantly, they're there when you need them most.
