1. It looks like cloud vomit.
2. It is way too sweet.
3. Or, it's not sweet enough.
4. It ruins hot chocolate.
5. People tell you to try "real, homemade whipped cream" when you mention you don't like it.
6. This is a disgusting act.
7. People think this is funny.
8. This ad for Cool Whip is false, because she clearly just ruined the pie.
9. It kills sexy time.
Great, now we both have yeast infections. Awesome. Oh, and I'm lactose intolerant. Double awesome.
10. Always having to decline the offer of whipped cream at coffee shops.
11. It will stain your clothes.
12. Even an aerated alcoholic version sounds disgusting.
13. Wait, they do have a non-aerated version?!
14. And finally, the fact that "Reddi Wip" is spelled like that.
