1.
Me: " I finally got a Valentines text! " Grandma: *Happy Valentines Day I love you* Grandma: *Oops sorry wrong person* #valentinessucks
2.
Roses are red. Violets are violet. I'm single,but you're husband's a piece of shit. #valentinessucks
3.
I'm going to die alone #ValentinesSucks
4. "The only sausage I'll be getting this valentines day!!"
5.
If I see another rose I'm going to personally go over there and cut it up #singlelife #valentinessucks
6.
If I see one more giant heart ballon I'm going to throw up. #iHateValentinesDay
7.
since there's only 3 of us ladies in the shop, everyone feels sorry for me being the only one without flowers today.#ihatevalentinesday
8.
Tried to eat cotton candy while walking to class. But the wind blew it all away. #ihatevalentinesday
9.
That moment you open the fridge cause you want to make some eggs and stupid jelly jar falls and breaks every where smh#iHateValentinesDay
10.
chocolate makes you fat and flowers die #plottwist #ihatevalentinesday
11.
Everytime my friends or a girl post pics with their boyfriend I get the urge to block them from my IG. #ValentinesBlues #confession.
12.
Sat here, in my boxers, playing fifa #ValentinesBlues
13.
"You're helping set up on Friday" "What if I have a date" "You don't have a date.." "I know" #ThanksMom #ValentinesBlues
14.
I mean it. lol. #StupidCupid #ValentinesDay
15.
Ladies eat free tonight at @BowlandBarrel! #stupidcupid
16.
To the kid crying while I'm relaxing in the tanning bed, thankyou for ruining my only happiness today. #ihatevday
17.
“If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember... No one loves you on the other days of the year either. #iHateVday"
18.
Could this day get any worse? Had an unfair exam at 9 and just got hit by an old man in the side of my car. I even honked! #SMH #Ihatevday
19.
I swear people just tryna make me feel more lonely than I already am. #IHateValentinesDay http://t.co/Oq3CmOkw9G
20.
Fucking Valentines day, fucking couples, fucking cuteness, fucking love #iHateValentinesDay
21.
Alone. #iHateValentinesDay
22.
Daddy issues, because, of course. #IHateValentinesDay #RomanticallyChallenged
23.
Well I feel like a total idiot.. Should have never done that.. #iHateValentinesDay