How Long Would You Survive In A Zombie Apocalypse?

I’m guessing not as long as you think.

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  1. Choose all that apply:
    1. I like camping.
    2. I can start a fire.
    3. I can start a fire from scratch.
    4. I can start a fire if shown how, probably.
    5. I can start a fire with a lighter.
    6. I am in pretty good shape.
    7. I am pretty healthy.
    8. I can carry 50 lbs.
    9. I can carry 75 lbs.
    10. I can carry 100 lbs.
    11. I can carry 150 lbs.
    12. I can cook.
    13. I can cook over open flames.
    14. I know how to forage.
    15. I know the difference between edible mushrooms and poisonous ones.
    16. I know the difference between edible berries and poisonous ones.
    17. I know what poison oak looks like.
    18. I know how to hunt.
    19. I am willing to hunt.
    20. I know how to set a trap for small game.
    21. I know how to set a trap for large game.
    22. I know how to butcher and clean an animal.
    23. I am willing to butcher and clean an animal.
    24. I know how to farm.
    25. I know how to ride a horse.
    26. I can walk long distances.
    27. I can run fast.
    28. I always have a good sense of my surroundings.
    29. I know how to jumpstart a car.
    30. I know how engines work.
    31. I know how to siphon gas.
    32. I can be really quiet.
    33. I’m OK being alone.
    34. I work best in a group.
    35. I am willing to eat canned food.
    36. I am willing to eat canned food with no expiration date.
    37. I know how to use a gun.
    38. I know how to make my own explosives.
    39. I know how to use a shotgun.
    40. I know how to make booby traps.
    41. I know how to use a rifle.
    42. I know how throw a knife.
    43. I know how to wield a knife.
    44. I know how to wield a sword.
    45. I know how to fight.
    46. I know martial arts.
    47. I know how to use a bow and arrow.
    48. I know how to use a crossbow.
    49. I know how to use a grenade.
    50. I know how to dress a wound.
    51. I know how to make a tourniquet.
    52. I know where the major arteries in the body are located.
    53. I know how to make medicine from herbs and plants.
    54. I am close to my family.
    55. I would do anything to protect them.
    56. I value all human life.
    57. I am willing to give people the benefit of the doubt.
    58. I am untrustworthy of others.
    59. I am willing to steal.
    60. I am good at stealing.
    61. I have a flexible moral compass.
    62. I own an actual compass.
    63. I can navigate by the stars.
    64. I can read a map.
    65. I know how to pick a lock.
    66. I know how to climb a tree.
    67. I am not scared of the dark.
    68. I am not scared of the woods.
    69. I am not scared of the woods at night.
    70. I know how to fish.
    71. I know how to clean a fish.
    72. I know to make a makeshift fishing rod.
    73. I can swim.
    74. I can swim across a lake.
    75. I know the Heimlich maneuver.
    76. I do not faint at the sight of blood.
    77. I can hike a mountain.
    78. I can go a week without eating.
    79. I can go three days without water.
    80. I know how to purify water.
    81. I can go weeks without bathing.
    82. I know I can kill a zombie.
    83. I can sew.
    84. I can kill a zombie that was once my family member.
    85. I can kill a zombie that was once my friend.
    86. I can kill a zombie that was once my significant other.
    87. If someone I knew was infected I would kill them.
    88. If an infected person asked me to kill them before they turned I would.
    89. If the infection was in someone’s limb and I had time to chop it off I would
    90. If the infection was in one of my limbs I would chop it off.
    91. I would kill a person to get their supplies.
    92. I would kill an uninfected person if they were threatening my group.
    93. I would eat uninfected human flesh if I had to.
    94. I would eat the flesh of someone I knew if I had to.
    95. I would kill and eat an uninfected human if I had to.
    96. I would never stop searching for a cure.
    97. I would kill anyone I had to for a cure.
    98. I would travel as far as need be for a cure.
    99. I would test a cure even if it meant my own life.
    100. If I were infected I would take my own life.

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