10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

    It's just like "F%$k, Marry, Kill," but with food, so it's harder.

    Justin Abarca
    by Justin Abarca

    BuzzFeed Staff

    The rules are simple:

    You are presented with three items of food. Choose one to eat right now, one to throw away, and one to save for later. Ready?

    1. The Classics: Pizza, Burrito, or Burger?

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    No one said this was going to be easy.

    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Because a fresh burrito is like Mexican ambrosia.

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      I know, this disturbs me too.

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Cold pizza is the best pizza.

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    2. The backyard barbecue: Ribs, Fried Chicken, or Steak?

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    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Damn right, you eat those damn ribs.

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Sorry, steak, but there's ribs, y'know?

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Just save it for tomorrow's lunch, no biggie.

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    3. The sub sandwiches: Italian, Meatball, or Turkey?

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    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      All subs must bow down to the King of All Subs.

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      No one really knows how long those meatballs have been sitting around.

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      You'll eat it later when you feel like it. Probably around 4:30.

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    4. The breakfast carbs: Pancakes, Waffles, or Biscuits and Gravy.

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    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      No doubt about it! B&Gs all day, son!

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Waffles are just pancakes in disguise. I see through your game, waffles.

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Use them to sop up the leftover gravy.

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    5. The bar foods: Hot Wings, Mozzarella Sticks, or Nachos?

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    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Nachos > everything else.

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      9 times out of 10 they're disappointing, anyway.

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Like Diane Lane, they get better with age.

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    6. The fruit pies: Apple, Cherry, Peach

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    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      To peach his own.

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Cherry pie is the pits.

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Trust me, it will taste better tomorrow morning with a cup of coffee.

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    7. The handheld ice cream treats: Klondike Bar, Choco Taco, or Drumsticks?

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    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Chocolate tacos need no explanation as to why they are awesome.

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      They're basically the same thing as a Choco Taco, but way less taco-y.

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      There always seem to be one in the back of your freezer, so why not save another?

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    8. The seafoods: Crab, Salmon, or Shrimp

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    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      This was a toss-up, but crab gets the edge with clarified butter and the fact that it's fun to eat.

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      They get tossed, because you have to eat like a million to get full.

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Even cold salmon is good salmon.

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    9. The sides: Fries, Onion Rings, or Potato Chips

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    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fries must always be eaten fresh. ALWAYS!

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Old onion rings are awful, so they have to go now.

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Chips are scrumptious at any hour.

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    10. The hardest: Donuts, Cupcakes, or Cookies

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    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Because if they weren't so bad for you they would be the perfect food.

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    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Not today, cupcake.

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    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      There's nothing better than remembering that you saved a cookie for later, and then eating it.

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