Oh, Lauren. How wrong you are.
I've never come across a guy tweeting about #SingleManProblems The bachelor life must be good.
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I just spilled 7-Up on my cream cheese. :-/ #singledudeproblems
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I cooked my pizza rolls for 5 hours. #singledudeproblems
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Parents of newborns who complain they never get any sleep have obviously never had a relentlessly hungry cat at 4am. #SingleDudeProblems
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When you go shopping alone you never have someone to hold your coffee when you go to the bathroom. #singledudeproblems
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Its a good sign its time to go to the grocery store when all you have are beverages & condiments #SingleDudeProblems
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My manger just asked me in a joking way what do you want I replied a girlfriend. She laughed rather hard too. #singledudeproblems
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I had to brake suddenly and instinctively stuck out my arm to protect my chipotle bag like it was a baby. #singleguyproblems #practicing
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Wtf am I doing getting upset to bambi, #singleguyproblems
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Maybe I should do dishes. I'm quite legit running out of things to eat out of/with #singleguyproblems
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Just realized I have food in my fridge left over from thanksgiving. #SingleGuyProblems
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Pasta for breakfast. Pasta for lunch. Pasta for dinner. #SingleGuyProblems
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I went a little too hard with the jergens and pulled my groin muscle. Now it hurts to walk up the steps. #singlemanproblems
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Nothing quite like cooking for yourself and wishing you hadn't bothered #singlemanproblems
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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is on. Why did they never come out with the sequel.. How to Find a Girl in 10 Days. #singlemanproblems
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Photo: Welp. I got a pillow to watch movies. #singlemanproblems http://t.co/4vdpusYayO
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Bruce Wayne has Selina Kyle; Spider-Man has Gwen Stacy; and Clark Kent has Lois Lane. Chris Burroughs has... #singlemanproblems
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I gotta delete some of this porn from my phone so I can have room to record Beyonce! llol #SingleManProblems
18.
I took my girl shopping, cooked her dinner, and bought her quite a few presents.... and by girl I mean mom #SingleManProblems
19.
Shop no longer sells little milk so I'm forced to buy large which will be spoiled before I've even got through half. #singlemanproblems
20.
I love laying with the heating pad on my sore back,it helps fill the hole of not having a girlfriend to give me massages #SingleDudeProblems
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I hate going to restaurants and saying "just one". #singledudeproblems
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It's that time of year when all my bros get girlfriends while I spend my time bonding with hot wings and beer... #singlebroproblems
23.
All the married couples were invited to the dancefloor (>. <) #singleguyproblems
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As bad as the Rangers have been lately at scoring they're still scoring more than me. #singleguyproblems
25.
When you accidentally like a girl's bikini picture from the "Hawaii 2009" album. #singleguyproblems
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This guy needs a partner! Haha #mckennywedding #singleguyproblems