Dear fashion world, I know plus size. I am plus size and that young lady is no plus size. Go eff yourselves. Thanks.

Mordane Stark- smuggler. Happy to be a Stark.

Allow me to quote my momma, “What a vulgar display of wealth.”

Wait…what? You can’t recycle pizza boxes? I put them in my recycle bin all the time. Guess I’ve been brazenly flouting the recycle rules. I suck.

I’ll take maturity and intelligence over fluff every single time. Go TinaAmy!

Do people actually buy these and wear them?

Roll black licorice jelly beans in a Bit-o-honey and stuff it in your pie hole. You, young writer person, fail at life.

Elmer’s Paste. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Man, we never had those cool tooth carriers when I was in elementary school. We would just wad the tooth in a Kleenex and hope we didn’t accidentally throw it out.

The Russian Reggae was a bonus.

And that is why he looks 20 yrs younger. Love love love this,

Uhh yeah, I’m joking.

As a mother, I disapprove of this life style choice. Everyone knows puns are the lowest form of humor, and I worry about this young woman’s future in academia or social situations. I fear she will be taunted if she continues to use puns willynilly. SHM!

Ack, run Skinny Ginger, before Big Ang’s boobs eat you up!

Whoa! Got dizzy when the dawg shook off.

Nope. Michelle wins- hands down!

#13 looks like a very young Bob Hope.

#21 is cool! Way too many men in speedos. But yeah, I’d do it

My face itches just looking at this- yow!

 
Vouchers come from State funds and according to this article the private schools that receive state funding can teach whatever they want.