Introducing the website you never knew you needed: Trumplings.
The concept is simple. You click the button and a dumpling that looks like Donald Trump appears, uttering one of his famous catchphrases.
"Nobody builds walls better than me, believe me."
"My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."
"I beat China all the time."
You can also sprinkle little Sarah Palins into the mix.
Congratulations, America. We have finally reached peak greatness.