Quiz

BuzzFeed Staff

BuzzFeed

<b>It's just a cold.</b> Inspired by #SadBuzzFeedQuizzes.

It's just a cold. Inspired by #SadBuzzFeedQuizzes.

Which Rare Disease Will You Convince Yourself You Have By Reading Web MD Too Much?

This isn't the medieval times. You don't have The Black Death. Calm the FUCK down.

The Bubonic Plague

It was really horrible, but it was declared fully eradicated in 1979. Shhh, it's okay. You're safe now.

Smallpox

THIS ISN"T EVEN A REAL DISEASE. IT'S FROM AN EDGAR ALLEN POE STORY. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

The Red Death

There are outbreaks from time to time, sure, but you don't have it. Come on. You probably just read a Marquez book.

Cholera

Are you a sailor? No? How about a pirate? Still no? THEN SHUUUUSH, SHUUUUSH YOUR MOUTH.

Scurvy

It's another word for "tuberculosis" which does impact people in the world, but probably not you. You just watch too many BBC 6-part period piece specials.

Consumption

About BuzzFeed Community

Community Brand Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community

Sorry, this content is <i>no longer</i> supported.

BuzzFeed Community Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community Leaderboard

BuzzFeed News has breaking stories and original reporting on politics, world news, social media, viral trends, health, science, technology, entertainment, and LGBTQ issues.

All the best animals on the internet. The snuggle is real.

BuzzFeed has breaking news, vital journalism, quizzes, videos, celeb news, Tasty food videos, recipes, DIY hacks, and all the trending buzz you’ll want to share with your friends. Copyright BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved.

BuzzFeed News | Breaking News | Original Reporting | News Analysis

Animal Pictures and Videos - Adorably from BuzzFeed

Name

Thanks for subscribing!

Stay up to date with our latest BuzzFeed video. Enter your email to subscribe!

Oops! Upload an image or add text to submit.

BuzzFeed has the hottest, most social content on the web. We feature breaking buzz and the kinds of things you'd want to pass along to your friends.

Which Rare Disease Will You Convince Yourself You Have By Reading Web MD Too Much?

Share This Article