The Wait Is Over: You Can Now Put Your Penis In A Mouth-Vagina-Anus Robot

The 3Fap is the first male masturbator to offer "three textured orifices."

This is Brian Sloan, inventor of the Autoblow2, the blow job–simulating robot.

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What a time to be alive.

Now, he's crowdfunding his latest sex toy, the 3Fap, a "three-in-one male masturbator" that offers three orifices: mouth, vagina, and anus.

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The 3Fap boasts using the 3D scanned body parts of the winners of a "Vaginal Beauty Contest," so you'll "kind of be having sex with genital beauty queens."

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Each opening has its own control knob to adjust the level of suction.

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When was the last time your girlfriend suctioned your penis with her vagina? Huh???

Since its launch this morning, the 3Fap has raised $492 of its $40,000 goal.

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You can learn more about it from the, er, informative video:

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