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<b>The tournament is the perfect time to score ;)</b>

The tournament is the perfect time to score ;)

Which World Cup Player Should You Hook Up With?

He’s the top player in the world on the field and, uh, somewhere else ;) Let’s just say you two will have a very MESSI time together. IN BED.

Lionel Messi

Uh, can you say OOH LA LA? This fine French forward will for sure show you a dazzling time. IN BED.

Olivier Giroud

That facial hair. Those tats. This sexy Argentine forward plays for Paris so you can expect some dazzling vacation times. And some other dazzling times. IN BED.

Ezequiel Lavezzi

He’s a central defender who can also perform as a right back. He’ll also wink RIGHT BACK atcha ;). IN BED.

Sergio Ramos

He made that amazing goal in the Spain v. Netherlands game. You know, the one where he bounced a ball off his head. Like a majestic dolphin. Now, imagine what the rest of him can do ;). IN BED.

Robin van Persie

Aside from having the best hair of any FIFA player ever maybe, he also is a champion forward with a fantastic name. Maybe if you say it three times he’ll appear. IN BED.

Fernando Torres

This stunning Senegalese-French defender of the French team will defend your heart. IN BED.

Patrice Evra

He’s the all-time top scorer of the Ivory Coast national team, but there’s one goal he still has to score. IN BED.

Didier Drogba

THOSE EYES. Those eyes alone are enough to have you smitten. IN BED.

Dani Alves

Neymar’s full name is Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior, but shhhh, he’s a man of mystery. But get to know him, and he’ll open up. IN BED.

Neymar 

Hulk, or Givanildo Vieira de Souza (rawrrrr), is waaaay hotter than that big green guy. But that isn’t to say he isn’t a force to be reckoned with. IN BED.

Hulk

He has a wonderful set of hair, and he can play as an attacking midfielder, second striker, or deep-lying playmaker. He’s got the full package. IN BED.

Keisuke Honda

He’s one of the best players in the world, and if that’s not enough, he can surely even the score. IN BED.

Cristiano Ronaldo

This Brazilian left-back has a smile that will make you melt. IN BED.

Marcelo

This fine Texan recently scored the fastest goal in U.S. Soccer's World Cup history, but that’s not the only quickie he has time for. IN BED.

Clint Dempsey

Those eyes. That chiseled jaw. And he’s dating Shakira. Basically, he’s perfect and will show you a perfect time. IN BED.

Gerard Piqué

This Dutch midfielder has cheekbones to die for and a booty that will enchant you. IN BED.

Wesley Sneijder

This beautiful Polish forward for the German team will make you swoon. IN BED.

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