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What Your Favorite Stock Photo Spaghetti Person Says About You

You cover yourself with long, cold, stringy layers and pretend that everything's ok. You're always pretending it's ok. You're just waiting for the day that someone will chew through your armor, but will that day ever come?

You're always so calm!

You've been climbing the ladder to success for years, but you've taken it too far -- annihilating anyone that stands in your path. You are the woman who eats pasta with a big knife at hand - you don't NEED the knife, but you want it in case anyone is in your kitchen.

You're dedicated to your career!

You have a hunger for the physical touch of another human in your eyes that 99% of the population finds intimidating, and, frankly, kind of horrifying. Work on it.

You're a total romantic!

You're so afraid of speaking up against the man that you'd rather bite down on hard, uncooked spaghetti to stifle your already-internalized screams of rebellion.

You're really easygoing!

Yeah, you'd jump in a pool of pasta. Yeah, you'd let your friends dump canned marinara all over you. Whatever, man! Life is a void that can't be filled either way!

You're really outgoing!

You would absolutely through cooked spaghetti on your naked body, if it only meant you'd feel something - anything.

You live in the moment!

This woman who can't for the life of her figure out how to eat spaghetti is a metaphor for your own failures. Learn from this!

You always learn from your mistakes!

Having to go through life knowing that you will one day die and that your legacy means nothing kinda feels like floating through a bunch of wet noodles, tbh.

You're always in your head!

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