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What Kind Of Fart Are You?

You’re the kind of fart that seeps through quietly and you think you’re safe … until moments later when you realize, to your horror, that the smell you just released could dissolve the entire ozone layer. Every living thing near you senses your stink, and all you can do is look at each other and exchange an acknowledging nod. It’s okay though -- you end up bonding better with people that way.

Silent but deadly

Your fart personality takes everyone by surprise, including you: when you least expect it, you bend down or make a sudden movement and send out a ripple of farts -- one right after the other -- stunning everyone around you. Just when you think it’s over, hey, here’s five more. You definitely turn heads at parties.

Machine-gun style

You have the golden grail of farts -- tiny, quick and barely audible. It just happens in one millisecond and everyone can move on with their lives. It’s also the ideal first fart in front of a significant other. Everyone loves you!

Teeny little cutie

You’re the kind of fart that doesn’t mess around. Yeah, you’re stuffed from a full breakfast. No, you’re not ashamed. You release farts that are so loud and so layered in their scents that you’re kind of proud of yourself. Your confidence is unparalleled.

Loud and proud

You have the fart that you’ve been trying to hold in forever, but. alas, just when you think you’re in the clear, pppppppppppphhhhft it goes. Deep down, you’re immensely considerate and kind-hearted, and are just trying to spare your loved ones. Relax a little You’re only human!

The fart that got away

Your fart’s the one that you expect and brace yourself for because you’re pretty practical and don’t have high expectations for a life sans some ill-timed toots from time to time. However, much to your pleasant surprise, the demon inside you leaves quite politely -- no smell, not much sound, which just goes to show that your lack of super high standards pays off sometimes!

The miraculously un-smelly one

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