1.
2. "I'm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everyone else."
3. "Is it possible to be in love with twenty-five people at once?"
4. "Brrr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket...or pants."
5. "If he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, I'm into that."
6.
7. "Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it."
8. "I've only dated two and a half boys but I've thought about boys and relationships a lot."
9. "I have a photographic butt memory."
10. "I've logged 3,000 fantasy hours into this relationship. You don't just throw that away."
11. "That goes in the butt bank."
12.
13. "Just when I think I'm out, your cheeks pull me right back in."
14. "If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses."
15. "Let's put the 'try' in triangle."
16. "I don't need a boy to pay attention to me, I'll pay attention to myself."
17. "Butts."
