1. “You're too cool to be an only child.”
2. “Do you like to be by yourself a lot?”
3. "Did you get to do whatever you wanted because you were an only child?"
4. “Did you get a lot of gifts?”
5. "You're so lucky the attention all went to you."
You want to trade curfews?
6. "Did you have lots of imaginary friends growing up?"
7. “Were you really sheltered because your parents were overprotective?”
8. "Did you only hang out with your parents?"
9. "Are you really naïve because you never had siblings?"
10. “You must be soooo pampered.”
11. "Are your parents super attached to you?"
Families are different, parents are different.
12. “Do you wish your cousins/friends were your siblings?”
13. “Are you jealous of big families?"
14. "Do you get really attached to people?"
Yes, only children are starved of human contact.
15. "Did you get bored a lot?"
Good thing friends, pets, books, tv and video games exist, amirite?
16. “Would you have a brother or sister if you could?”
Basically: "what would you do if you had a completely different life?"
I don't know, man. I just don't know.
17. "You are SUCH an only child."
