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11 Reasons Your Vibrator Is The Only Valentine You Need

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Julia Pugachevsky
by Julia Pugachevsky

BuzzFeed Staff

1. You have many choices, and they're all stunning.

2. You won't have to spend any money on dinner or flowers.

3. It's definitely easy on the eyes.

4. You are guaranteed to have the best night ever.

5. You'll be physically and emotionally happier.

6. In fact, you'll actually have a stress-RELIEVING valentine's day.

7. It's discreet, so you won't have to coordinate anything with your roommate.

8. You will feel pretty and confident and fantastic no matter what you wear.

9. You'll never be bored in the relationship.

10. You know you'll be together forever.

11. And if it ever breaks, you can just relive your first meeting all over again.