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It's all about the power of friendship.
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There are some really creative insults.
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Nomi Malone is always sticking up for herself.
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And you really don't want to fuck with her on a bad day (every day).
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Like, one time she beat the living shit out of a guy who assaulted her best friend. Can't forget that.
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Nomi and Cristal's relationship is endlessly complex.
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But deep down they are the same person and just want to be stars.
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The nails are downright inspirational.
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There are some really, really dark moments.
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And some really interesting ones.
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There's the most elaborate sex scene in film history.
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There are some impressive dance moves.
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The strip tease is simply titillating.
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Nomi stops a man from speaking through the sheer force of her vagina.
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But she'll pull out a switchblade when she has to.
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Nomi is very proud of her assets.
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And she's not afraid to show them off.
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And very profound moments.
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Nomi's aggression is so powerful it's inspiring.
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And her dance skills are unparalleled.
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This movie accurately displays the struggle of not knowing designer clothes.
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And it's truly revolutionary how much Nomi understands the cultural phenomenon of burritos and fajitas.
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There's a lot of dry humping you just can't resist.
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And it's nice to see that despite her career choices, Nomi has standards.
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There is so much SASS.
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And unprovoked anger.
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Like, Nomi just lashes out at people for no reason and it's so lovely.
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Did we mention girl can lick a pole like no one else?
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Check out that flexibility.
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Basically Nomi is a queen and this movie is the most underrated cinematic masterpiece in all of history.
