1. For starters, it is ALWAYS there for you.
Unless you have bad internet :(
2. And you certainly won’t have to worry about flakiness — the date has been set for months, and it’ll be special.
4. Yet it never fails to keep you craving more.
5. You won’t have to think about any future plans, because the moment is now.
6. And you certainly won’t have to think about anyone else. It’s just you two.
7. It is best enjoyed in a dark room and under the covers ;)
9. And what feels better than its warm, laptop touch grazing your lap?
12. And it’s always up for challenging gender roles.
14. And it’ll charm you with its wit.
15. It’ll redefine flirtatious dialogue.
16. But it’ll also be down to drop all pretenses.
18. Sure, its not always super lovey-dovey.
19. In fact, it can sometimes shock you with its snippiness.