33 Jokes That Went Way Over Your Head As A Kid

#ruinedchildhood

1. When Rocko was chased with pitchforks for “liking rainbows.”

 

2. When Ren and Stimpy, uh, did this:

 

3. When this “no ball playing” sign perfectly covered some naked old guy:

 

4. When Arnold and Helga were Baywatchin’ while Arnold’s grandpa smoked some reefer:

Nickelodeon / geek-bait.tumblr.com

Nickelodeon / geek-bait.tumblr.com

 

5. And when his grandpa made his love of weed really known:

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6. When Grandpa Pickles was responsible for Pearl Harbor?

Nickelodeon / Rugrats

Nickelodeon / Rugrats

Nickelodeon / Rugrats

 

7. And when Arnold’s grandpa beat the crap out of Hitler:

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LOOK AT THE ARMBAND

8. When Chocolate Boy “detoxed”:

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9. When Tommy had some anatomical questions for Lil:

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10. When Miss Finster did this:

11. When Lou played Russian roulette for fun:

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12. Or when he told the kids about his late-night movie tastes.

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13. When Heffer and Filbert played “Spank the Monkey”:

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(Slang for masturbation)

14. Or when Rocko and Heffer hung at The Chokey Chicken:

(also slang for masturbation)

15. When Rocko had a brief stint as a phone sex operator:

16. When Rocko paid a visit to this doctor:

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17. When Stinky was a part of the Illuminati:

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18. When Timmy Turner learned he was a mistake:

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19. And when this girl learned her parents had some deep regrets:

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20. When Squidward had sex with a Krabby Patty:

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21. Or when some bunnies got busy REAL fast:

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22. When SpongeBob’s, er, nose was poking out:

23. When Rocko accidentally touched a butt:

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24. When SpongeBob possibly watched porn:

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25. When Timmy may or may not have been jerking off:

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26. When this happened:

27. When Wanda referenced WWI:

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28. Or when Cosmo pissed off Tom Sawyer:

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Nickelodeon / tasia-reader.tumblr.com

 

29. When the Animaniacs hung out with Prince:

30. When Ginger’s mom hit on the plumber:

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31. When this character existed:

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32. When these babies talked about circumcised penises:

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33. And when Stu Pickles had an existential breakdown:

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Always a classic.

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correction

#2, #11 and #22 are actually fake (but are too funny to take out.)

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