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Some Fifty Shades of Grey spoilers ahead.

Some Fifty Shades of Grey spoilers ahead.

Is Your Boyfriend A Total Keeper?

How many of these things remind you of him? <3

RUN. This guy is clinically psychotic and sneaks into your home when you send him like one sassy text message. RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN.

Look, a pretty face can be tough to turn down, but when the dude whips out a contract with the words "anal fisting" on literally your first date, that should be a bit of a red flag. You should back away slowly.

Remember when you joked about how he had some serial killer qualities? That joke rang a lot truer than you realize. When a guy persistently tries to get you to sign over your sexual freedom after your first date, it might be time to move on, no?

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Is Your Boyfriend A Total Keeper?

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