Geeky·Posted on Jul 30, 2014Definitive Proof That Max Was The Smartest Character In "The Little Mermaid"This movie would be five minutes long if people just listened to him.by Julia PugachevskyBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail So in the 1989 Disney classic The Little Mermaid, the most important character isn't even on the cover. Remember Prince Eric's trusty sheepdog Max? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Well, it all starts with Eric making a grandiose statement while atop a ship. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And Max immediately gets to work. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF He NOSE what's up. And, in two seconds, he casually identifies the love of Eric's life. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF He looks back and forth trying to get Eric's attention. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Hmm, that doesn't work. It's ok, surely jumping on him will do the trick! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Ok, so now Ariel sees Eric for the first time and is that much closer to trading her voice for human legs. Progress. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So then Ariel saves Eric and sings to him. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Max does his duty as smartest character in the movie and promptly wakes Eric up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF (Remarkably, Eric is somehow too slow to catch a MERMAID with NO LEGS leaving the shore.) Max carefully notes that Ariel does, in fact, live in the sea. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF A fact he tries to make known to Eric and Grimsby, but to no avail. But even when Ariel gets her legs and loses her voice, he totally recognizes her. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "ERIC, THIS IS HER, ERIC, ERIIIIIIC" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Here, I'll lick her, in case you were still confused" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "I'll push you closer together because somehow it's still not obvious" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But Max's attempts fall on deaf ears. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF He simply doesn't understand how it's not completely clear that they're meant to be. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF He keeps throwing little hints here and there. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But Eric and the entire kingdom somehow get duped by Ursula's disguise. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF EXCEPT MAX. HE IS NOT HAVING IT. And throws in a little butt bite when he can. And when Ariel finally does get her voice back, he takes a moment to gloat. Yup, Max is definitely the smartest character in this movie. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF