1. So in the 1989 Disney classic The Little Mermaid, the most important character isn’t even on the cover.
3. Well, it all starts with Eric making a grandiose statement while atop a ship.
6. And, in two seconds, he casually identifies the love of Eric’s life.
7. He looks back and forth trying to get Eric’s attention.
“Hey bro, might wanna check this out.”