Feeling lonely on Valentine’s day? Well, these are all real spells you can cast, courtesy of this website. So play that Screamin’ Jay and get cooking~
“then old it over the candle chanting “Potens Xul facere (persons name/bodypart) a altus sensitiva erogenous zone” do this 8 times and picture that spot on their body glowing orange, then burn the peice of paper.”
MUNUS SIGSIGGA AG BARA YE
INNIN AGGISH XASHXUR GISHNU URMA
SHAZIGA BARA YE
ZIGASHUBBA NA AGSISHAMAZIGA
NAMAZA YE INNIN DURRE ESH AKKI
UGU AGBA ANDAGUB!
over the apple/pomegranate, then give the woman the apple/pomegranate to drink of the juices and she’ll surely come to you.”
“The title says all,takes 3 days and a lot of belief.:)i tried this and it WORKED!!!!IM NOT LYING IM FREAKING SERIOUS!!!!”
Get him to love me? To rub me? Eh, either one probably works, honestly. Beggars can’t be choosers.
“Get a rhythm going, and say his name, like this, over and over: ‘[First Name, Last Name], love me or die; [First Name, Last Name], love me or die; [First Name, Last Name], love me or die.’ “
If you don’t love me, why are you even breathing, fool?
“I WANT TO HAVE THE SAME BLOOD RUSH AS HIM/HER?
I WANT TO HAVE THE FANGS?
MY WEAKNESSES WILL BE STAKES VERVAIN AS WELL AS SUNLIGHT?”
Any shot at a love like Damon and Elena’s is probably worth it, right?
8. “sexy spell”
“shout [I LOVE YOU [[name backwards then forward]BE WITH ME FOR ALL ETARNITY MAKE HIM/HER HORNY SO MOTE IT BE “
Deep down, we all just want someone to love us for all etarnity.
“put it in a glass(i would recomend a spray bottle)
then spritz some in your mouth,
and the first boy or girl you stare at
you both will fallatoumatically
The potion is all alcohol, so drinking it in copious amounts might be a good plan B.
“say in your mind ‘I want you in my dream, I want my sexy lady friend and I will remember my dream” keep repeating and think about having sexual intercourse at the same time and try staying awake.”
We all need more sexy lady friends.
“after you chant this blow out the candle and pour wax of you arm”
Maybe skip the wax? Or just don’t sue BuzzFeed?
“You will need the following items for this spell:
-You will need to have had a period.
Just be carfujl.”
Love is dangerous, yo. Be carfujl.
“Make the breasts voluptous make them round make them big make them sound make them the cup size “DD”.”
FYI: This is supposed to make someone else’s boobs too big as part of a revenge spell, not your own.
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