1. The Straightforward:
2. The Detailed Explanation:
3. The One Who Pissed Away:
4. The Politically-Relevant:
5. The Jokester:
6. The Namecaller:
7. The (Dubious) Preacher:
8. The Hooligan-At-Heart:
9. The Very Honest:
10. The Tonally-Fluctuating:
11. The Pop Culture Savvy:
12. The Dog Shamer:
13. The Nostalgic:
14. The Grammatically-Impaired:
15. The Microsoft Office Wizard:
16. The Unknown:
17. The Artist:
18. The Kind Neighbor:
19. The Abbreviator:
20. The Heartbreakers:
