7. The (Dubious) Preacher:
Halloween might be a sin, but CANDY???
10. The Tonally-Fluctuating:
Sorry — but go away — but enjoy your Halloween!
11. The Pop Culture Savvy:
Family Guy does NOT need to take the fall for this.
12. The Dog Shamer:
Dogs don’t eat chocolate, everyone knows that!
13. The Nostalgic:
Suggested revision: Sorry kids, no candy here: I only have DD munchkins.
15. The Microsoft Office Wizard:
Look at that thoughtful clip art and gradient lettering!