Buzz·Posted on Mar 29, 2013Why Does North Korea Want To Bomb Austin?America's weirdest city is on Kim Jong-un's targets map. Speculate within!by Jessica TestaBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Could it be because ...? Alex Bruns @ABBruns No one wants to be second weirdest. #whyaustin 03:52 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite No one wants to be second weirdest. #whyaustin-- Alex Bruns David Wenger @DavidWenger It takes weird to bomb weird. #whyaustin 02:17 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite It takes weird to bomb weird. #whyaustin-- David Wenger Or maybe ... John Aquino @JoHnXLR8 Kim Jong-un must not like Austin's new plastic bag policy. #whyaustin 02:38 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim Jong-un must not like Austin's new plastic bag policy. #whyaustin-- John Aquino Burn zone! Ben Montgomery @gangrey Houston seemed too ambitious. #whyaustin 02:26 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Houston seemed too ambitious. #whyaustin-- Ben Montgomery Stephen Green @VodkaPundit Because Houston shoots back. #whyaustin 05:29 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Because Houston shoots back. #whyaustin-- Stephen Green Actually, it probably has something to do with ... Sean Agnew @seanagnew Un naturally hates anything South by Southwest. #whyaustin 04:49 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Un naturally hates anything South by Southwest. #whyaustin-- Sean Agnew CR @KYColC Kim Jong Un and North Korea have had enough of #SXSW tweets #whyaustin 04:13 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim Jong Un and North Korea have had enough of #SXSW tweets #whyaustin-- CR Sarah Beckham @sarahlbeckham Kim Jong-un's startup flopped at SXSW Interactive. #whyaustin. 01:54 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim Jong-un's startup flopped at SXSW Interactive. #whyaustin.-- Sarah Beckham Alex Fitzpatrick @AlexJamesFitz Kim Jong-un wasn't invited to any of the good SXSW parties. #whyaustin 03:49 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim Jong-un wasn't invited to any of the good SXSW parties. #whyaustin-- Alex Fitzpatrick Jim Hampton @tweetsbyhampton Kim couldn't get a wristband to @jtimberlake's secret show. #whyaustin 07:29 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim couldn't get a wristband to @jtimberlake's secret show. #whyaustin-- Jim Hampton Then again, he could be lashing out against Austin-bred entertainment ... John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz Because Kim is still annoyed by "Slacker." #whyaustin 04:38 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Because Kim is still annoyed by "Slacker." #whyaustin-- John Podhoretz Daniel Drezner @dandrezner Because "Friday Night Lights" ended its run and NOBODY puts Connie Britton into a corner. #whyaustin 04:10 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Because "Friday Night Lights" ended its run and NOBODY puts Connie Britton into a corner. #whyaustin-- Daniel Drezner or the city's fine establishments ... Sarah Beckham @sarahlbeckham Kim Jong-un still mad about being kicked out of Alamo Drafthouse for texting. #whyaustin 01:55 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim Jong-un still mad about being kicked out of Alamo Drafthouse for texting. #whyaustin-- Sarah Beckham Nina L. Diamond @ninatypewriter #WhyAustin - Kim Jong Un is pissed that nobody would dance with him at The Broken Spoke. 06:06 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite #WhyAustin - Kim Jong Un is pissed that nobody would dance with him at The Broken Spoke.-- Nina L. Diamond Miké @ThePantau Because Stubb's BBQ won't deliver to Pyongyang. #WhyAustin 03:51 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Because Stubb's BBQ won't deliver to Pyongyang. #WhyAustin-- Miké Sarah Beckham @sarahlbeckham Kim Jong-un totally lost it when he couldn't find parking at downtown Whole Foods. #whyaustin http://t.co/ni0HmoGADN 02:10 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim Jong-un totally lost it when he couldn't find parking at downtown Whole Foods. #whyaustin http://t.co/ni0HmoGADN-- Sarah Beckham its flailing sports teams ... Roger Graham @rogman99 Kim Jong-un was not impressed with UT's football and basketball seasons. #whyaustin 02:27 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim Jong-un was not impressed with UT's football and basketball seasons. #whyaustin-- Roger Graham scandalous local parks ... David Wenger @DavidWenger Kim's Jong-un poorly received at Hippy Hollow. #whyaustin 02:33 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim's Jong-un poorly received at Hippy Hollow. #whyaustin-- David Wenger ... or spicy cuisine. Omar L. Gallaga @omarg Kim Jong-un the victim of horrible mistranslation of Austin Nuclear Tacos recipes. #whyaustin 02:31 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim Jong-un the victim of horrible mistranslation of Austin Nuclear Tacos recipes. #whyaustin-- Omar L. Gallaga But in all likelihood: Jay Bramhall @JaytheRobot Kim Jong-un just wants to trend on twitter. The whole war is a front. #whyaustin 05:24 PM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Kim Jong-un just wants to trend on twitter. The whole war is a front. #whyaustin-- Jay Bramhall Tweet your own theories with #whyaustin. twitter.com