Is Your City On Kim Jong-Un’s American Bombing Targets Map?

Get ready!

1. North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un is plotting in his lair.

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2. But what is this? Behind Dear Leader appears to be a strategic map of the United States!

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3. So first thing we can deduce is:

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4. If you zoom in on the map and raise the contrast, you can see it clearer, along with bombing routes!

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5. A rough U.S. outline overlay shows the potential targets:

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6. HOLY!!!

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7. D.C., L.A., Atlanta, and Honolulu: Better watch your asses!

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8. Atlanta might be gone forever!!!

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9. If he did bomb us, he would use this special, high-tech computer/piano to launch the bombings.

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10. And he would watch it like this. Smoking.

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11. Watch out! Hes got a gun!

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12. He may even send in his miniature army vehicles if we’re not careful.

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13. So everyone, get ready!

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14. Shit is about to get real.

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